the quiet things.: Archive

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“What if all you lack has always lived inside me and in me alone?”

– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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01/01/2012,12:01AM

heyfunniest: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW! i look forward to finding even more lame things hilarious in the new year

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extraordinaryjessica: Transit- Dear: Anyone ...

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and of course my dad comes back saying ridiculous...

to be expected. this is why i don’t let my parents do “favors” for me and i am not listening to their awful “advice” ever again. humbug

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lulz my dad is afraid of what the mechanic will...

so he’s taking my car there himself.. i was gonna read a book there but i guess i’ll read it here in my cozy bed

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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”

– Neil Gaiman (Dream dangerously, everyone.)

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my nails are purple and sparkly

what on earth am i wearing tomorrow? perhaps i am going shopping if my body doesn’t do any more weird things and if i wake up early enough to get my oil changed and make wells fargo stop trolling me and such

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what is even happening

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ahhh my pants.

holidays are fucking over it is time to lose weight packing workout clothes for next week at work if my coworker will let me be a guest to her gym lol

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stopitsgingertime: it must really suck to be a muggleborn wizard though i mean think about it you’re just some average kid and you find out you’re fucking magic, hey cool but then you get shipped off to some dreary castle where all the other kids know shit you don’t and everyone wears fuck-ugly medieval robes and the teachers are decrepit and often homicidal and the classes are ridiculously...

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In China they combine the word 'yan' for...

This sounds like a great euphemism for getting wasted

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