January 2012
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all i have to look forward to is waking up at 4:30am soon and wondering why this is my life
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You know I’ve got this theory, there are two kinds of people in the world. There...
– Peyton Sawyer
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surgeon: so you're here today because... you want me to remove your feelings
me: that's correct
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Batman's such a drama queen.
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if you havent died at least once in homestuck then youre not a legit character
this is the best post ever
laughing so hard. xD
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She was not good on the phone. She needed the face, the pattern of eyes, nose,...
– Lorrie Moore (via Confuzzzled)
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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fyeahcountingcrows:
Saturday Night Live
“I heard talk of some people being accused of being bandwagon jumpers. There is no such thing. Anyways, my grandmother, selma (who rocks) knew about the band long before any of you and was far more horrified when i wore “those ugly shorts” on tv. You’re all on the bandwagon compared to her.” -Adam Duritz, around the time they were recording Recovering The...
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Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other...
– Kurt Vonnegut (via ladiebear)